EZ Smoker. It can't really work....can it?

EZ Smoker.  The electronic cigarette.  The problem is that smoking kills you and most public places won't let you smoke so you're forced to go outside and kill yourself with all the other smokers in the freezing cold.  Some claim that the lung cancer is more likely caused by overexposure to freakishly cold air.  I'm not so sure I follow that logic.  However, here is a solution that lets you smoke indoors.  Smoke in your office.  Smoke in a restaurant.  Smoke at your kids' school.  Heck, you can even smoke in church.  This computerized wonder looks and feels just like a real cigarette.  It has no nicotine, but it looks like a real cigarette.  It doesn't make your clothes stink, but it looks like a real cigarette.  Is it too good to be true?  Well, I dare you to take a fake cigarette that looks and acts exactly like a real cigarette into a non-smoking restaurant and tell me what happens.  You could pen a year's worth of blog entries just on your funny encounters.  I dare you.

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TEASEase - Get Big Hair the Health Way!

TEASEase.  TEASE has been sold on HSN for years and has a huge following.  I've heard from several readers that the "wave" demo is incredible.  Watch when Chelsea Scott creates a HUGE wave in the client's hair and slides the comb through to reveal the amazing lift you get from the TEASEase.  I first purchased TEASEase from HSN, and love it!  It gives me tremendous volume when I want to show off my hair, and the Trulift products work well in conjunction to make sure the volume lasts all day....now look at me...I sound like the infomercial.

Check out one of the recent HSN airings:


..And the brand new Infomercial:

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BreastMaster.

I thought that might get your attention.  The Bosom Buddy is a great tribute to one of the best infomercials of all time, nominated in at least two categories: most units sold and most hilariousest...as well as an honorable mention for the "I can't believe people actually bought that" category - Suzanne Somers' ThighMaster.  In case it's been a while, here's a peak at one of the original Thighmaster ads:


Unlike the ThighMaster, the Bosom Buddy is just not believable.  Will squeezing an awkward piece of plastic actually make my breasts appear firmer and younger?  Couldn't I just take a pill?  If that doesn't work, rather than exercising for 20 minutes a day, I could get on a payment plan for some serious breast enhancement surgery...that's sure to work.  Maybe if the Spin Gym had added this particular benefit, it could have been a hit.  I think I'll take a pass this time...but I still recommend that you watch the video, purely for entertainment purposes.

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Outback Detergent

Subaru Outback Detergent Infomercial.  This ad is done in the classical Billy Mays pitchman style, but is, according to most of the comments on the YouTube page, intended to be humorous.  I must admit...I don't get it.  Although the demos are weak, the Detergent looks AWESOME!  No other detergent gets mud out of a white shirt that quickly.  At any rate, it's another compliment to the infomercial industry that a mainstream brand like Subaru would create an ad like this, even if it is in jest.  Also, it is pretty funny...check it out:


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Perfect Fit Buttons. Any pants can be your fat pants.

Perfect Fit Buttons.  Thanksgiving was hard on my body this year.  The 4 week lead-up to Christmas and Kwanza is proving even tougher.  Luckily, I have sweat pants that match all of my holiday sweaters, as my sexy jeans have turned into my constipation jeans...that is, on the off-chance I can actually get them buttoned.  I refuse to buy new pants because I know I will beautifully fit into all my outfits in just a few short months...as soon as the cookies, brownies and festive fried chicken slow down. 

But wait, this year, I can have my cake and still fit into my sexy jeans!  The Perfect Fit Buttons essentially grow your pants size without actually growing your pants size.  Makes sense.  I'm pretty intrigued with the idea.  I would make fun of the product, but I've discovered that the more I make fun of an infomercial product, the bigger the hit it becomes.  So, for this one, I'm going to take early credit in saying that it will be a monster hit! 

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