- Where is my remote so I can change the channel.
- Ugh, I can't find it.
- Wait a minute, what's this? Are you telling me someone came up with a solution so I never have to lose my remote again? Wow!
- And it comes with several unique pieces so I can track my phone, my keys, my remote....
Did I really eat that whole bag of Cheetos during one episode of Jon & Kate?
- Will it attach to my 3 year old?
- $200? No way.
- Wait a minute, they cut the price to $29.99.
- Now wait another minute, that's two payments of $29.99.
- That's gotta be more than $50!
- Do I really lose my remote that often? And what's wrong with always watching the same channel anyways?
- What happens if I lose the EZ Find?
And the final question is the killer. I suspect this won't sell very well, but I suppose I've been wrong before. Here's the EZ Find ad for your enjoyment:
Now where are my keys so I can get out of here?...