Hair cutting umbrella. So you don't have to take off your Snuggie whilst getting a hair cut.
Lotion Applicator. Personally, I prefer that the man in my life applies lotion to my back, but when he's not available, I'll just live with the tiny dry skin patch that I can't quite reach on my own.
Pants Stretcher. A Thanksgiving dream. Maybe that's why you don't have a significant other in your life that can rub lotion on your back for you!
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